Posted by Leslie | Posted in Dog Carriers & Totes | Posted on 22-09-2009
Cat Sling
A little bit of nonsense before I go to bed. Do you recognise yourself?
Procrastination
Can't find the scissors.
You had 'em last. (it's true).
Please help me search,
Oh, and where is the glue?
I've took me glasses off
Now need 'em to look.
Clear off, cat.
Go, sling your hook.
Who left this here?
Go hang it up.
Ugh! What's at the bottom
of this dirty coffee cup?
It's a school morning.
Time is running out.
Let's all rush around and
fight and shout.
Where's your football shorts?
Where's his pencil case?
Don't just stand there
staring into space.
Don't hit your sister!
Don't carry knives, and run.
Which stupid moron said
having kids is fun?
The school run is over
and you are back.
Having a caffeine fix
and a breakfast snack.
You look all around
at total devastation.
You're filled with despair
And sheer desperation.
There is mess and muddle
On tables, chairs and floor......
So you tip-toe out quietly
And close the door.
TD - you are so funny!
Ames - said in an affectionate, bantering tone......
This is one of your best. Lively, flowing, great story line and superb ending. The only critique is perhaps a better title. My compliments.
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